Am sure you have heard these before ....................from some strange soul you meet somewhere . Annoying to say the very least.
1. Where have you been -not seen you for ages ?( Obviously you have not - we live in different parts of the world - don't we ?)
2.Oh my God - you haven't changed since I last saw you ( you saw me when I was 15 - I m 50 + now - either you are losing your sight or your a liar )
3. We must meet up sometime . ( Why do we have to - we are not friends are we ?)
4. You all must come over ( for goodness sake where - when - you have said that a million times before )
5 Do drop in when you get the time ( I don't drop in or drop out for that matter - Thank you nevertheless )
6.I hope we will be seeing you again ( I hope not - your kids were a pain- one evening was enough )
7. What HAVE you done to yourself - you look so run down ( No not run down you fat lump - I don't eat junk food like you do )
8. You look out of sorts - is everything all right ( Yes it is and stop fishing for news because you wont catch )
9. Haven't we met before ( Yes we have and I hope you don't recognize me as you bored me to tears the last time )
10.You meet someone at a movie hall - So you've come to see the movie too ??( No just the posters )
11. While walking into church late - are we late ( no both our watches have stopped dumbo)
12.Putting on weight eh ? ( Its my life - shut up will you .)
13.So - out shopping? ( no I push other peoples trolleys in my spare time )
14.So growing plants in the house are we ? ( No I am watering the artificial ones )
15. So what DID you do on the weekend ( You inquisitive rat- stop prying )
16 Your up to your neck in work and someone walks in and asks - ARE YOU BUSY ? ( no I am amusing myself signing papers , answering calls and replying to mail)
17. Are you in a bad mood ? ( No certainly not - I scowl for fun )
18. Its 48 degrees and your sweating streams outside - Are you feeling hot ? ( No, only you are - I am covered in hide )
19. I can smell something yummy cooking . ( No that's the new room freshener we are using )
20 .Looking at 2 bookshelves crammed with books - You do a lot of reading ? ( No - those are purely for decorative purposes only )
1. Where have you been -not seen you for ages ?( Obviously you have not - we live in different parts of the world - don't we ?)
2.Oh my God - you haven't changed since I last saw you ( you saw me when I was 15 - I m 50 + now - either you are losing your sight or your a liar )
3. We must meet up sometime . ( Why do we have to - we are not friends are we ?)
4. You all must come over ( for goodness sake where - when - you have said that a million times before )
5 Do drop in when you get the time ( I don't drop in or drop out for that matter - Thank you nevertheless )
6.I hope we will be seeing you again ( I hope not - your kids were a pain- one evening was enough )
7. What HAVE you done to yourself - you look so run down ( No not run down you fat lump - I don't eat junk food like you do )
8. You look out of sorts - is everything all right ( Yes it is and stop fishing for news because you wont catch )
9. Haven't we met before ( Yes we have and I hope you don't recognize me as you bored me to tears the last time )
10.You meet someone at a movie hall - So you've come to see the movie too ??( No just the posters )
11. While walking into church late - are we late ( no both our watches have stopped dumbo)
12.Putting on weight eh ? ( Its my life - shut up will you .)
13.So - out shopping? ( no I push other peoples trolleys in my spare time )
14.So growing plants in the house are we ? ( No I am watering the artificial ones )
15. So what DID you do on the weekend ( You inquisitive rat- stop prying )
16 Your up to your neck in work and someone walks in and asks - ARE YOU BUSY ? ( no I am amusing myself signing papers , answering calls and replying to mail)
17. Are you in a bad mood ? ( No certainly not - I scowl for fun )
18. Its 48 degrees and your sweating streams outside - Are you feeling hot ? ( No, only you are - I am covered in hide )
19. I can smell something yummy cooking . ( No that's the new room freshener we are using )
20 .Looking at 2 bookshelves crammed with books - You do a lot of reading ? ( No - those are purely for decorative purposes only )
1 comment:
Sense a lot of frustration in this post.
On the bright side-congratulations on crossing 5000 views on your blog. A few more posts during the holidays and in the place that gives much inspiration for writing you will soon cross a 100 posts. A goal to reach and motivation to keep writing........
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