Shampoo vs conditioner

 What's with these companies that make Shampoo and conditioner? - truly exasperating.

So imagine this scene . 

I am having a bath ( now don't over imagine). There is water streaming in my eyes. The toilet is steamy ,as I like the water hot. It's like a steam room in there. 

I then decide that I need to shampoo my hair. 

There are a few shampoo and conditioner bottles for me to choose from.

However, these manufacturers ensure that the words ' Shampoo' & ' Conditioner ' are never printed in bold print. They are in a small indecipherable print and the lightest shade possible.

So here am I in a steamy toilet, obviously not wearing spectacles- don't forget the water - squinting to read whether it's shampoo or conditioner.

It's next to impossible.

Often I lather in conditioner first. Then, realising the blunder, I rinse it out and attempt to use another bottle. If I am lucky it's shampoo. Then back to conditioner again.

Can they not print the words clearly? 

So irritating . 

It's even worse in hotels. 

There are 3 bottles in a line. Same size and same colour.

One is shampoo, one is conditioner and the third - shower gel. 

If that's not confusing then what is - especially when you are rushing to get ready for a meeting !