The Number one fiasco

 The time is not too far away when airlines will start enforcing a breathalyser test for passengers.

If you think about it seriously , it makes sense.

All airlines serve liquor to passengers - irrespective of whether one is sitting in First class or economy.

The quality may differ but that's of little consequence. 

Some people can have five drinks and walk backwards on a white line while blindfolded. Others have one drink and start braying like asses. 

Of course there are some who don't drink at all and yet behave like complete morons once up in the clouds- but that's another story.

Back to this one.

In order to prevent another unfortunate episode, airlines must definitely up their game. 

You can't have drunken brawls and passengers urinating or spitting on each other.

It's shameful, utterly disgusting and so repulsive.

So airlines must think of restricting the number of drinks they offer- and enforce a breathalyser test before boarding. 

You can't continue supplying liquor at 35,000 feet or whatever altitude they fly at, and then wait with bated breath hoping no one gets drunk and misbehaves.

It's only time before some vague guy in the sky attempts to do something worse.

Now you don't need a very vivid imagination to fathom what that 'worse' can be, do you ?

So, airlines need to be decisive and proactive. 

Emirates Etihad Airways can be the game changers. 

On a lighter note , I am sure Air India will come up with a quick and concrete plan as to how they can be known as the Number one airlines - as of now, 'the number one tag ' has got people sniggering.

And for goodness sake , no one wants to be known as second best or ' Number two' ! 

That will be the icing on the cake.