From the sublime to the ridiculous .

Was reading an article on music this morning and came across the name Snoop Dog. Well he was christened Calvin Cordozar Broadus Jr , so probably he felt that was not too good a stage name  and hence the change .
In 2012, after a trip to Jamaica, Snoop announced a conversion to the Rastafari movement and a new alias, Snoop Lion came up.
 So far so good . Crazy - but well OK !
The article then went on to discuss Sean John Combs who was not too pleased with his name either and hence changed it to Puff Daddy .
Where Sean and Calvin got their monikers from I don't have a clue but they sure sound weird to me .
A little more reading and I was left flabbergasted .
Celebrities have gone crazy naming their babies . Its gone from the sublime to the ridiculous .
Have a read and you will get what I mean .

While some of the names are truly laughable others make me want to cry . Imagine the plight of those little brats when they grow old enough to understand . Probably it is a forgone conclusion that when they do realize that they were a joke , they too will change their names .
So here goes .

THE POOR KID'S NAME                                                                                               
( RICH KID ACTUALLY )

MOXIE CRIMEFIGHTER -                                     
TU MORROW                                                           
JER MAJESTY
CAMERA                                                                   
HEAVENLY TIGER LADY                                      
NORTH WEST
EGYP
INDIA
SAFFRON SAHARA
SPEC WILDHORSE
POPPY HONEY
DAISY BOO
SPARROW MIDNIGHT
AUDIO SERVICE

I just wonder as to what lengths celebrities will go for popularity .
I personally feel it is contrary to the child’s interest to have a name that can only lead to mockery and disobliging remarks in the years ahead.
What to make of all this? From a British perspective, for the state to save parents from their own silliness seems rather silly. On the other hand, however, allowing parents to give their children silly names could be seen as a whole lot sillier.
It is tempting to see banning such names as a moral duty, an aspect of the Social Contract. And many countries do it. Recent examples of banned names include 4Real (New Zealand), Osama Bin Laden (Turkey), Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii (New Zealand), and Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 (Sweden), which was intended to be pronounced “Albin”.

Some names given to babies in the UK last year are just as bad.
This sure is the height of craziness.

Ima Kettle Hazel Nutt Daisy Chain Pearl E. Whites Penny Wise Jay Bird Sandy Shaw Rusty Nails Robin Plunder Lorry Truck

Justin Case Seymour Leg Woody Bush Owen Money Justin Tune Lowden Clear Maurice Minor Bernd Onions Artie Choke Rick O'Shea I rest my case

 

From the sublime to the ridiculous .

Was reading an article on music this morning and came across the name Snoop Dog. Well he was christened Calvin Cordozar Broadus Jr , so probably he felt that was not too good a stage name  and hence the change .
In 2012, after a trip to Jamaica, Snoop announced a conversion to the Rastafari movement and a new alias, Snoop Lion came up.
 So far so good . Crazy - but well OK !
The article then went on to discuss Sean John Combs who was not too pleased with his name either and hence changed it to Puff Daddy .
Where Sean and Calvin got their monikers from I don't have a clue but they sure sound weird to me .
A little more reading and I was left flabbergasted .
Celebrities have gone crazy naming their babies . Its gone from the sublime to the ridiculous .
Have a read and you will get what I mean .

While some of the names are truly laughable others make me want to cry . Imagine the plight of those little brats when they grow old enough to understand . Probably it is a forgone conclusion that when they do realize that they were a joke , they too will change their names .
So here goes .

THE POOR KID'S NAME                                                                                               
( RICH KID ACTUALLY )

MOXIE CRIMEFIGHTER -                                     
TU MORROW                                                           
JER MAJESTY
CAMERA                                                                   
HEAVENLY TIGER LADY                                      
NORTH WEST
EGYP
INDIA
SAFFRON SAHARA
SPEC WILDHORSE
POPPY HONEY
DAISY BOO
SPARROW MIDNIGHT
AUDIO SERVICE

I just wonder as to what lengths celebrities will go for popularity .
I personally feel it is contrary to the child’s interest to have a name that can only lead to mockery and disobliging remarks in the years ahead.
What to make of all this? From a British perspective, for the state to save parents from their own silliness seems rather silly. On the other hand, however, allowing parents to give their children silly names could be seen as a whole lot sillier.
It is tempting to see banning such names as a moral duty, an aspect of the Social Contract. And many countries do it. Recent examples of banned names include 4Real (New Zealand), Osama Bin Laden (Turkey), Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii (New Zealand), and Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 (Sweden), which was intended to be pronounced “Albin”.

Some names given to babies in the UK last year are just as bad.
This sure is the height of craziness.

Ima Kettle Hazel Nutt Daisy Chain Pearl E. Whites Penny Wise Jay Bird Sandy Shaw Rusty Nails Robin Plunder Lorry Truck

Justin Case Seymour Leg Woody Bush Owen Money Justin Tune Lowden Clear Maurice Minor Bernd Onions Artie Choke Rick O'Shea I rest my case

 

Its Dining hall time next

If you  have played on the Uppers and heard your marks being read out in Harding Hall , there is every chance that you ate a meal in the Dining hall as well .
 If you were not a boarder then you may have gone in for a High for a Tea or to search for a boarder . Or maybe you just played outside !
Whatever be your connection , the DINING HALL played an integral part in the life of hundreds and thousands of boys over the years .
My first brush with this historical part of the school was literally a brush - I passed it as I entered the school for the first time one rainy evening in an auto to take up a teaching assignment at Bishops .
It was the end May I think and  Yashwant the peon had opened the gate neat the kitchen to let the auto in . There to my left   was the kitchen and to my right   over a slight bump was the Dining Hall . Little did I know that I would visit that place more than any  other in the school in the 20 years to follow .
Let's put things in the correct perspective . The dining hall and kitchen are strategically placed - near the gate on the Race course road . I am told that earlier it was the hall ?????? ( Maybe someone before my time could enlighten us on that one )
However in my time the Dining Hall it was  just a Dining Hall .
Boarders visited it 5 times a day .
Morning Chota hazari at 6. 45am, Breakfast at 8.00am , Lunch at 1.00pm, Tea at 4.00pm and supper at 7.30pm .
12 long tables , 12 benches , a table for the dekchis , 2 chairs - one for the Master on duty(MOD ) and one for the Head boy  . Then there were the stools for the Prefects - there was the GONG on the MOD's table which was rung about 5 minutes before the meal was to end - when the Head boy announced loud and clear- CARRY ON IN SILENCE and then when the meal got over and the Head boy announced - GRACE !
All the boys said the grace loud and clear - FOR WHAT WE ARE ABOUT TO RECEIVE MAY THE LORD MAKE US TRULY THANKFUL- AMEN . AFTER THE MEAL it was FOR WHAT WE HAVE JUST RECEIVED.............
If the AMEN was not heard  or the Headboy felt there was too much noise while sitting , everyone was made to stand and redo the exercise .
Mr Beaman , the bearers ( some quite scruffy way back in those days ) the MOD's , the evening visits by Mr Roberts ( and me when I was Headmaster and Boarding Suptd after Mr Beaman had left- who can ever forget . Mr Beaman's dog also paid a visit at times - Blacky and Patchy .
The meal itself was hot and fresh but nothing fancy . It was basic army style food and I guess that's what made the boarders so very tough .
Mornings began with boys lining up in the area between the Volleyball court and the dining hall itself . Late comers came running and panting .
Uniforms and shoes were checked by the prefects . Late comers were made to hop and one often saw boarders crying in pain   after the punishment . The MOD conveniently looked away as the prefects ruled with an iron hand in those days  .
Mornings were often a mixture of   buns and tea for chota haziri , Porridge , Bread, butter, Egg, ( who remembers the hard boiled eggs - if your parents  had paid you took one )  Dal , ( Yes Dal in the morning ) , channa for breakfast :
Some would remember a small boarder falling into the tea dekshi !
Dal, rice , meat , veg for lunch and Cutlets, dal, chole , chapattis , rice , salad for dinner .Then there were the hard boiled eggs which your parents paid extra for - they were placed on each table and everyone knew that they only took an  egg if they had subscribed for the same . The same with milk - if you paid , you got an extra glass for breakfast and after dinner.
 The monkey nut toffee was a hit I remember and often given on Friday evenings . So also monkey nuts fried in batter and which boys threw at each other and also put in  their pockets and took to the Friday movie  .
 And then there was the staple banana given for breakfast and lunch . There were two cupboards with wire mesh fronts in which boarders kept their EXTRAS - Bournvita, drinking chocolate, jam , marmalade , chutney , pickle etc . The keys were kept with a prefect who opened the cupboards before breakfast lunch  and dinner . The item was offered to the table monitor/ Prefect as a matter of courtesy . He took as much as he wanted and then returned the bottle to the owner when he wanted to  ! ( Quite a joke ) . New boarders often passed their  jam or pickle around the entire table and you can bet it returned empty .
Some of you would remember the names of your favourite/ table bearers who you bribed to get you more/ better food items as well .
The Sunday yellow/ fried rice and  chicken was quite a treat back in those days
If I remember well enough , the Friday evening timings were different and dinner was earlier in order to accommodate the evening movie . Study was 6.10 pm and dinner at 7.10 pm
When you entered the dining hall from the side adjoining the kitchen there was a small room to wash plates . There were three taps there and this was painted in bold red paint over the taps  - DO NOT WASH YOUR HANDS HERE !always became a Prefect ! Any names ????
After the meal one boarder went around all tables asking for left over bones to take to Mr Beamans roof for his dog . The joke was that the chosen boy was definitely made a prefect the following year .
Outside the dining hall and adjacent to the Volley ball court were stone tables and benches - this was where some day scholars paid for and had lunch . Some of you would definitely remember your parents paying for this meal and you wasting most of it .
Then there was the kitchen . It opened at 4. 30 am - water was boiled for tea, milk which had been brought the evening before was re- boiled , Hard boiled eggs were got ready--------it was never ending hard work in trying conditions and it was hot in the kitchen as well but the cooks and helpers worked manfully feeding approximately 350 - 400 people every day . A large amount of vegetables, meat and bread was delivered daily .
There was a small menu board on the wall outside the kitchen as well .
Boarders looked at  the board in  anticipation   before meals . I guess they were disappointed more often than not.
Occasionally flies , cockroaches and miscellaneous insects found their way into the food but there was no fuss at all . 
The rainy season saw raincoats and umbrellas being left on the tables outside - some left them  there all night - they left their books there as well .
Everyone would remember the large field rats in and around the dining hall and kitchen . The size of kittens,  they ran free and even the multitude of cats in the area  were afraid to tackle them .
The sound of utensils being washed at 4. 30 am often woke me up . The kitchen employees were among the hardest workers in the school and waited for the tips they got from parents at the start of every term .
Both the kitchen and the dining hall surely hold fond memories for many .

Cheers .

 

Its Dining hall time next

If you  have played on the Uppers and heard your marks being read out in Harding Hall , there is every chance that you ate a meal in the Dining hall as well .
 If you were not a boarder then you may have gone in for a High for a Tea or to search for a boarder . Or maybe you just played outside !
Whatever be your connection , the DINING HALL played an integral part in the life of hundreds and thousands of boys over the years .
My first brush with this historical part of the school was literally a brush - I passed it as I entered the school for the first time one rainy evening in an auto to take up a teaching assignment at Bishops .
It was the end May I think and  Yashwant the peon had opened the gate neat the kitchen to let the auto in . There to my left   was the kitchen and to my right   over a slight bump was the Dining Hall . Little did I know that I would visit that place more than any  other in the school in the 20 years to follow .
Let's put things in the correct perspective . The dining hall and kitchen are strategically placed - near the gate on the Race course road . I am told that earlier it was the hall ?????? ( Maybe someone before my time could enlighten us on that one )
However in my time the Dining Hall it was  just a Dining Hall .
Boarders visited it 5 times a day .
Morning Chota hazari at 6. 45am, Breakfast at 8.00am , Lunch at 1.00pm, Tea at 4.00pm and supper at 7.30pm .
12 long tables , 12 benches , a table for the dekchis , 2 chairs - one for the Master on duty(MOD ) and one for the Head boy  . Then there were the stools for the Prefects - there was the GONG on the MOD's table which was rung about 5 minutes before the meal was to end - when the Head boy announced loud and clear- CARRY ON IN SILENCE and then when the meal got over and the Head boy announced - GRACE !
All the boys said the grace loud and clear - FOR WHAT WE ARE ABOUT TO RECEIVE MAY THE LORD MAKE US TRULY THANKFUL- AMEN . AFTER THE MEAL it was FOR WHAT WE HAVE JUST RECEIVED.............
If the AMEN was not heard  or the Headboy felt there was too much noise while sitting , everyone was made to stand and redo the exercise .
Mr Beaman , the bearers ( some quite scruffy way back in those days ) the MOD's , the evening visits by Mr Roberts ( and me when I was Headmaster and Boarding Suptd after Mr Beaman had left- who can ever forget . Mr Beaman's dog also paid a visit at times - Blacky and Patchy .
The meal itself was hot and fresh but nothing fancy . It was basic army style food and I guess that's what made the boarders so very tough .
Mornings began with boys lining up in the area between the Volleyball court and the dining hall itself . Late comers came running and panting .
Uniforms and shoes were checked by the prefects . Late comers were made to hop and one often saw boarders crying in pain   after the punishment . The MOD conveniently looked away as the prefects ruled with an iron hand in those days  .
Mornings were often a mixture of   buns and tea for chota haziri , Porridge , Bread, butter, Egg, ( who remembers the hard boiled eggs - if your parents  had paid you took one )  Dal , ( Yes Dal in the morning ) , channa for breakfast :
Some would remember a small boarder falling into the tea dekshi !
Dal, rice , meat , veg for lunch and Cutlets, dal, chole , chapattis , rice , salad for dinner .Then there were the hard boiled eggs which your parents paid extra for - they were placed on each table and everyone knew that they only took an  egg if they had subscribed for the same . The same with milk - if you paid , you got an extra glass for breakfast and after dinner.
 The monkey nut toffee was a hit I remember and often given on Friday evenings . So also monkey nuts fried in batter and which boys threw at each other and also put in  their pockets and took to the Friday movie  .
 And then there was the staple banana given for breakfast and lunch . There were two cupboards with wire mesh fronts in which boarders kept their EXTRAS - Bournvita, drinking chocolate, jam , marmalade , chutney , pickle etc . The keys were kept with a prefect who opened the cupboards before breakfast lunch  and dinner . The item was offered to the table monitor/ Prefect as a matter of courtesy . He took as much as he wanted and then returned the bottle to the owner when he wanted to  ! ( Quite a joke ) . New boarders often passed their  jam or pickle around the entire table and you can bet it returned empty .
Some of you would remember the names of your favourite/ table bearers who you bribed to get you more/ better food items as well .
The Sunday yellow/ fried rice and  chicken was quite a treat back in those days
If I remember well enough , the Friday evening timings were different and dinner was earlier in order to accommodate the evening movie . Study was 6.10 pm and dinner at 7.10 pm
When you entered the dining hall from the side adjoining the kitchen there was a small room to wash plates . There were three taps there and this was painted in bold red paint over the taps  - DO NOT WASH YOUR HANDS HERE !always became a Prefect ! Any names ????
After the meal one boarder went around all tables asking for left over bones to take to Mr Beamans roof for his dog . The joke was that the chosen boy was definitely made a prefect the following year .
Outside the dining hall and adjacent to the Volley ball court were stone tables and benches - this was where some day scholars paid for and had lunch . Some of you would definitely remember your parents paying for this meal and you wasting most of it .
Then there was the kitchen . It opened at 4. 30 am - water was boiled for tea, milk which had been brought the evening before was re- boiled , Hard boiled eggs were got ready--------it was never ending hard work in trying conditions and it was hot in the kitchen as well but the cooks and helpers worked manfully feeding approximately 350 - 400 people every day . A large amount of vegetables, meat and bread was delivered daily .
There was a small menu board on the wall outside the kitchen as well .
Boarders looked at  the board in  anticipation   before meals . I guess they were disappointed more often than not.
Occasionally flies , cockroaches and miscellaneous insects found their way into the food but there was no fuss at all . 
The rainy season saw raincoats and umbrellas being left on the tables outside - some left them  there all night - they left their books there as well .
Everyone would remember the large field rats in and around the dining hall and kitchen . The size of kittens,  they ran free and even the multitude of cats in the area  were afraid to tackle them .
The sound of utensils being washed at 4. 30 am often woke me up . The kitchen employees were among the hardest workers in the school and waited for the tips they got from parents at the start of every term .
Both the kitchen and the dining hall surely hold fond memories for many .

Cheers .

 

Harding hall ..............can we ever forget it

There have obviously been more footfalls in Harding hall,  than in any other building in Bishops and hence Harding hall is what I shall write about today .
Adjoining the office and the basketball court, Harding hall was one impressive building .
The year was 1981 when I joined Bishops . It was the end of May and pouring rain but that's another story .
The morning after arriving it was bright any sunny - that's Pune for you !
I had barely woken at 7 when a ' chowkidar ' named Yashwant ( some of you will remember him ) knocked and said ' Bara Saheb ne aapko Salam diya '
OMG- I had barely woken .
A hurried bath - quicker than I had ever bathed before and without eating a morsel I rushed down . Someone showed me where the office was and that was the first day I met the one and only BWR !
After a brief chat he took me to see Harding hall ( before letting me go )
In 15 minutes he had told me a brief History of the school - a story many of you would have heard .
But back to my story . Harding hall was History personified .
Honours boards with Names of Head boys, Captains of Games , ISC/ ICSE results lined the walls - I don't remember which year they began but I just walked around rather amazed - reading names .
The photographs were even older . School groups, class groups, various teams . Some teachers who were still in the school  were in photographs20 &  30 years old . The Fernandes brothers , Mrs. Jolly, Mr. Jagtap, Mr. Singh , Mr. Mogre ( who was probably one of the longest serving masters in the history of the school ) and many more .
There were many photos of Mr. Lunn and other Principals before him .
A number of frames were taken away by old boys I was informed so one of the first things I did when I took over as Headmaster in 87 was to have them nailed in on to the boards where they hung . I also had a board made listing the various Principals over the years .
Some very old flags were also in frames in the hall .
The stage was small but I remember boarders putting up panels and curtains for the Prize day . Boarders also looked after the sound and lights and every year one boarder took charge . I remember a boarder called Pradeep Nawale who did that job very efficiently for a few years - I think he has gone on to be an electrical engineer ! Kind good hearted lad and so hard working .
Some other things that happened in the hall
Prize days - These were one of the biggest functions in the school and comprised the distribution of Prizes / books/ trophies/ shields  etc. Boys in their maroon blazers and looking extremely smart proudly walked on stage to receive their awards . I remember the prize for Gentlemanly qualities was extremely prestigious . Some of the cups and shields were between 75- 100 years old - weather beaten and discoloured but coveted by all . That was what Bishops was all about
Assemblies were held here ever morning .
Boys trooped in . Masters and teachers stood along the sides and at the back .
Mr Roberts ( in his suit and black gown )  usually came in about  10 - 15 minutes later - boys and staff stood and waited patiently .
Assemblies were routine . A bible reading , a Prayer , a hymn with a piano accompanying the choir on stage and then the announcements by Mr. Roberts from a large RED Register ( The announcements were written by the Headmaster ( I wrote them for about 13 years !
The MOD and POD's names were announced along with various timing / details of matches / movies/ study etc. . Results of Inter class / Inter House / Inter school matches were also announced .
If Mr. Roberts was not in a good mood , the staff were openly scolded . Yes we shivered in our boots and looked down or out of the window.
Some boys kept looking to the right at the St Mary's Hall adjacent to Harding hall in an attempt to spot some girls - they never had much luck but there was no harm in trying .
During Founders week many of you would remember the lunch after the cricket match was held in the hall - old boys trooped in - went around looking at the boards and photos and reminiscing before lunch was served  . It was always Fried rice , chicken curry , paneer , salad and ice cream . No clue why the menu was never changed !
 Hardly any cameras in those days and definitely no mobiles to click with as well .
At one of the school fetes I remember there was a stall whereby you could pay and dance in the hall for about 15 minutes at a time . That stall must sure have made quite a  lot of money considering the fact that there were girls involved as well .
One thing you will all remember is the dreaded mark reading in Harding Hall . While the bright ones enjoyed the day , those weak in studies hated it .
Failures had to line up in the front and were blasted out of their boots by Mr. Roberts who read out their marks and told them how extra smart they were - also how they were wasting their parents' money and how they would probably either end up  cutting  grass or becoming  cobblers in the years ahead ! That did wonders as we never had failures . However such was the way Mr. Roberts spoke , even the teachers quaked .
The ICSE examination was held in this hall as well . Desks placed 1.5 mts apart . Roll no and name slips stuck on , A black board brought in / Table and chair on the stage for the Chief examiner / 3 tables and chairs for the invigilators . Tea and snacks carried in during the exam for the officials . Water Matkas in the corner for the boys !
Boys lined up outside and walked in , in silence - found their place and sat down ...... need I say
more .
Well if I get this one right - Harding hall has warm memories as well - it was the venue for the SOCIAL WITH ST HELENAS !- Do I see you chaps smiling - some of you giving your wife a guilty sheepish smile ???
Jokes aside that was a day I could test you on without warning and all of you would max your papers .
Here are the questions.
What did you wear . Did you learn to dance . How long did you take to bathe/ to iron your clothes/ to clean your shoes and oh yes to do your hair . How much and which after shave/ perfume did you use .
What time did you sleep the previous night . What special plans did you make with your pals . How nervous/ excited were you before D Day .
Who all did you dance with .  What time did the social end . Did you wave out when the bus departed . Did you feel sad after it was all over. Did you curse the teacher in charge for ending things so early . Did you beg for more time or one last song How long did you spend discussing the social that night and the days thereafter . Did you fall in love - albeit for a few days / months/ years . Did you try and meet the girls any time after that !!!!
I am sure you know all the answers .
The social was indeed the  highlight of the school year .
Well it was a special place - room or something to that effect - not too sure
I however still remember it as one place of  immense History and fond memories for all ex  Bishopites.
Cheers  

Harding hall ..............can we ever forget it

There have obviously been more footfalls in Harding hall,  than in any other building in Bishops and hence Harding hall is what I shall write about today .
Adjoining the office and the basketball court, Harding hall was one impressive building .
The year was 1981 when I joined Bishops . It was the end of May and pouring rain but that's another story .
The morning after arriving it was bright any sunny - that's Pune for you !
I had barely woken at 7 when a ' chowkidar ' named Yashwant ( some of you will remember him ) knocked and said ' Bara Saheb ne aapko Salam diya '
OMG- I had barely woken .
A hurried bath - quicker than I had ever bathed before and without eating a morsel I rushed down . Someone showed me where the office was and that was the first day I met the one and only BWR !
After a brief chat he took me to see Harding hall ( before letting me go )
In 15 minutes he had told me a brief History of the school - a story many of you would have heard .
But back to my story . Harding hall was History personified .
Honours boards with Names of Head boys, Captains of Games , ISC/ ICSE results lined the walls - I don't remember which year they began but I just walked around rather amazed - reading names .
The photographs were even older . School groups, class groups, various teams . Some teachers who were still in the school  were in photographs20 &  30 years old . The Fernandes brothers , Mrs. Jolly, Mr. Jagtap, Mr. Singh , Mr. Mogre ( who was probably one of the longest serving masters in the history of the school ) and many more .
There were many photos of Mr. Lunn and other Principals before him .
A number of frames were taken away by old boys I was informed so one of the first things I did when I took over as Headmaster in 87 was to have them nailed in on to the boards where they hung . I also had a board made listing the various Principals over the years .
Some very old flags were also in frames in the hall .
The stage was small but I remember boarders putting up panels and curtains for the Prize day . Boarders also looked after the sound and lights and every year one boarder took charge . I remember a boarder called Pradeep Nawale who did that job very efficiently for a few years - I think he has gone on to be an electrical engineer ! Kind good hearted lad and so hard working .
Some other things that happened in the hall
Prize days - These were one of the biggest functions in the school and comprised the distribution of Prizes / books/ trophies/ shields  etc. Boys in their maroon blazers and looking extremely smart proudly walked on stage to receive their awards . I remember the prize for Gentlemanly qualities was extremely prestigious . Some of the cups and shields were between 75- 100 years old - weather beaten and discoloured but coveted by all . That was what Bishops was all about
Assemblies were held here ever morning .
Boys trooped in . Masters and teachers stood along the sides and at the back .
Mr Roberts ( in his suit and black gown )  usually came in about  10 - 15 minutes later - boys and staff stood and waited patiently .
Assemblies were routine . A bible reading , a Prayer , a hymn with a piano accompanying the choir on stage and then the announcements by Mr. Roberts from a large RED Register ( The announcements were written by the Headmaster ( I wrote them for about 13 years !
The MOD and POD's names were announced along with various timing / details of matches / movies/ study etc. . Results of Inter class / Inter House / Inter school matches were also announced .
If Mr. Roberts was not in a good mood , the staff were openly scolded . Yes we shivered in our boots and looked down or out of the window.
Some boys kept looking to the right at the St Mary's Hall adjacent to Harding hall in an attempt to spot some girls - they never had much luck but there was no harm in trying .
During Founders week many of you would remember the lunch after the cricket match was held in the hall - old boys trooped in - went around looking at the boards and photos and reminiscing before lunch was served  . It was always Fried rice , chicken curry , paneer , salad and ice cream . No clue why the menu was never changed !
 Hardly any cameras in those days and definitely no mobiles to click with as well .
At one of the school fetes I remember there was a stall whereby you could pay and dance in the hall for about 15 minutes at a time . That stall must sure have made quite a  lot of money considering the fact that there were girls involved as well .
One thing you will all remember is the dreaded mark reading in Harding Hall . While the bright ones enjoyed the day , those weak in studies hated it .
Failures had to line up in the front and were blasted out of their boots by Mr. Roberts who read out their marks and told them how extra smart they were - also how they were wasting their parents' money and how they would probably either end up  cutting  grass or becoming  cobblers in the years ahead ! That did wonders as we never had failures . However such was the way Mr. Roberts spoke , even the teachers quaked .
The ICSE examination was held in this hall as well . Desks placed 1.5 mts apart . Roll no and name slips stuck on , A black board brought in / Table and chair on the stage for the Chief examiner / 3 tables and chairs for the invigilators . Tea and snacks carried in during the exam for the officials . Water Matkas in the corner for the boys !
Boys lined up outside and walked in , in silence - found their place and sat down ...... need I say
more .
Well if I get this one right - Harding hall has warm memories as well - it was the venue for the SOCIAL WITH ST HELENAS !- Do I see you chaps smiling - some of you giving your wife a guilty sheepish smile ???
Jokes aside that was a day I could test you on without warning and all of you would max your papers .
Here are the questions.
What did you wear . Did you learn to dance . How long did you take to bathe/ to iron your clothes/ to clean your shoes and oh yes to do your hair . How much and which after shave/ perfume did you use .
What time did you sleep the previous night . What special plans did you make with your pals . How nervous/ excited were you before D Day .
Who all did you dance with .  What time did the social end . Did you wave out when the bus departed . Did you feel sad after it was all over. Did you curse the teacher in charge for ending things so early . Did you beg for more time or one last song How long did you spend discussing the social that night and the days thereafter . Did you fall in love - albeit for a few days / months/ years . Did you try and meet the girls any time after that !!!!
I am sure you know all the answers .
The social was indeed the  highlight of the school year .
Well it was a special place - room or something to that effect - not too sure
I however still remember it as one place of  immense History and fond memories for all ex  Bishopites.
Cheers  

Bishopites and Football frenzy

Bishops produced some great sportsmen in various games . Cricket, Football, Hockey , Volleyball being the major games . ( Don't forget - THE FORMER US CRICKET CAPTAIN SUSHIL NADKARNI IS A BISHOPITE )
Rain , hail or storm - Bishopites were always on the field  playing games . There were  no Computers ,  Internet , very little Television and no PLAY STATIONS !!  Boys grew up tough and healthy and no one regrets those tough days - especially the boarders .
 However , if there was any game that was popular in Bishops , it was Football. Almost anyone and everyone played some form of football or the other and there is no denying the fact that the footballers in the school ,over the years , were the real heroes - and they obviously knew it .
The fact that the school encouraged football from a young age is worthy of mention.
Boarders and day scholars alike played the game and whether , boarders or day scholars were better at it is debatable. I reserve my opinion .
I vividly remember outstanding boarders as well as day scholars who excelled at the game , bringing laurels and accolades to themselves and the school .
I am far too shrewd to  take names and make enemies so no names here but if you were one of those who blew away all opposition on the field , who saved spectacular goals , who scored with a banana kick or was a terrific play maker-   take a bow- I remember you  I am sure everyone else does as well .
4 year old boarders from Nook dormitory - I told you they started young - could be seen running around on the uppers after a big football . At times 30 to 50 boys would charge after just one football - they tumbled, they pushed, the fell , they screamed, they cried , they complained to the matron - but they MANFULLY played on .
At times a bigger boy would try and spoil the fun by barging in and  take possession of the ball b30 or more to contend  with , his glory was short lived .
Day scholars played during the PE period, during the break and when teachers who had substitution took them to the field.
Let me cut to the chase-
The Inter - class matches saw raw talent emerge - energetic , boisterous , loud matches were held on various fields over the years. Simba, JeeJee Bhoy, Race course being some of them .
 Boys lined up in school and were taken to the filed . Some landed there directly . The matches were fast and furious and yes there were a lot of injuries - both minor and major- No one complained - no parents wrote letters about rough play or poor referring and the best teams one . Correct me if I am wrong but I think they were cake tournaments - ie the winners got a cake - there was also the famous BAJIRAO cup and to win it was extremely prestigious .
In addition to the PE teachers , all masters had to referee matches and that was quite a challenge to those who had no clue about the game . Whistles were blown and boys protested vehemently when the referee erred. But it was all fun.
The house matches followed . They were taken more seriously and one saw better players and faster games . The house masters and cheering squads   were always there . Referees were better - after all these matches contributed towards the over all COCK HOUSE TROPHY .
At times there were written protests and heated arguments between House masters . I was involved in quite a few being the House Master of Bishops . Year after year different houses held sway depending on the players they had . Mr Beamon was incharge of allocating houses and so a lot depended on who went where when they joined the school .
The school football coach usually watched almost all matches so that he could get a ring side view of the potential players for the 3 school teams - minis , juniors and seniors .
Some  masters including yours truly were more heated in their arguments than others while matches were being played - The Fernandes brothers, Mr Pope , Mr Aviet , Mr Burton, Mr Gomes, Mr Dolas, Mr Jagtap, Mr William Daniels, Mr Innis, Mr Fletcher, Mr Alan Seymour.
No quarters were asked and no quarters given . Masters argued and often the protests went to Mr Roberts who as you all know was judge, jury and executioner . His word was law- he took a decision and that was final- NO ARGUEMENTS . Everyone left his office smiling . At times he , along with Mr Beaman gave the ruling on the field itself ...... fun times.
Then came the staff vs boys matches -  I refer to the senior boys team.
The staff more often than not defeated the boys !!! Yipeeee . You may disagree guys and scoff and grunt now but its a fact . Yes you won at times - at other times you were allowed to win but the staff held sway .
No Jokes aside - that's not true - the games were well contested indeed . The boys enjoyed seeing masters falling or being pushed . However no one played rough intentionally although allegations were made at times !
A few matches ended in arguments with senior boys blaming staff for playing rough but that's a debate I will not get into . One master in particular gave me a blow by blow account of how a boarder tripped him up etc . You naughty  boys !!
The Inter school matches were a different ball game altogether .
There was coaching - both morning and evening and it was taken seriously . Every player worth his salt vied to be in one of the school teams . Once you played for the minis - if you made your presence felt , you could be almost sure you would finally end up playing for the juniors and finally the seniors . It was an honour .
There were a few major matches which everyone talked about . The Inter school tournament where Bishops and Vincents were sworn enemies  , The Annual match vs St Peters Panchgani, The annual match vs Barnes Deolali, the annual match vs St Peters Mazagaon and later the Inter School Anglo Indian Football tournament.
Who can forget going by bus to Vincents when the match was on their field . Or to play vs Ornellas or SSPMS - all strong teams . Our boys held their own .
The annual matches vs the 2 St Peters and Barnes were held alternately AT HOME and  AWAY.
the results were often close matches and well fought .
 Bishopites obviously liked the AWAY matches as they got a chance to leave school and travel . If I remember rightly , it was by school bus to Deolali and Panchgani and by train to Bombay - now Mumbai .
Getting ready was fun for the boys - new boots , new stockings , new Kit , packing etc etc. If it was an early morning departure then day scholars slept in some dormitory or the other the previous night . Slept is the wrong word - it was more like " stayed" as no one slept . They had fun all night - harassing boarders , stealing tuck, ordering food , playing football in the dormitory all night .
There were no mobiles nor internet back then so we had to wait for a call from the school the following day  to get the results.
The Anglo Indian Tournament started many  years later - Probably in the 90's. About 12 Anglo Indian  schools from Pune, Deolali, Panchgani and Bombay participated .
The matches were of a high standard and keenly contested . Principals from the participating schools were often present for the entire/ part of the tournament which usually lasted about 10 days . The Maharashtra Herald carried the results every morning
I remember the year we organized this tournament  in Bishops .
Dormitories housed the various teams . There was a lot of debate about keeping teams apart - Keep Barnes away - they were the toughies ! Where do we house Peters Mumbai - ? Would Christchurch be ok in the same dormitory as Peters Panchgani ??  These matters were sorted out in advance .
Menus and timings were fixed, Referees contacted , New goal nets purchased , Notices put up in Visible areas , Master incharge of various aspects of the tournament identified and the tournament was under way.
Teams arrived the day before - were welcomed and housed . Plenty of rules - no one wanted breakages or fights !
The tournament itself was a carnival like atmosphere with 4 matches per day . A large number of supporters  motored down from Mumbai, Panchgani and Deolali . Some spectators spent the day on the field and the TUCK SHOP did a roaring trade . Adeshir drinks and samaosas and then there was the always smiling MANJI - You all would remember him .
There was also the little dwarf from one of the out houses who was at all the matches . People said he was wicked and that he tried to pick up any stuff he saw lying around but I cant confirm .
After the matches some boys went back to rest , others took off on a jaunt to Mains. Some boarders would slip out of school as well - everyone was busy so it was easy to get out - eat in Main street , roam around and slip back again without being missed .
The billiard room was busy as well with visiting staff taking on the Bishops stalwarts - Mr Innis, Fletcher, Daniels , Gomes , Francis, Fernandes,  Seymour and yours truly as well . More often than not we trounced them as we had the benefit of a Billiards table to practice on daily  - a rarity in any school .
The finals saw a chief guest and a great match. Girls from the St Mary's teachers Training College attended. That made the teams play better I guess !
 Trophies for the winning team , best player , best forward, highest scorer, best defender etc were presented . Lovely fun filled days . Friendships were made and letters written - no emails !
Well to sum up , Bishops produced footballers of the highest caliber - and the game was definitely the most popular game in the school .
Comments welcome .
If you were in any of the teams lets hear your story .
Cheers .