When I have nothing to do, I tend to do dangerous things- LIKE THIS.
Dear lady friends, colleagues, family and others.
NO OFFENCE MEANT.
THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE.
PLEASE DON'T CUT ME OFF YOUR FB LIST.
PLEASE DONT BLOCK ME ON YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNTS.
I am just getting old and losing it so smile and give me some leeway.
AND BY THE WAY - SOME LADIES I KNOW ARE AMAZING DRIVERS !!!!
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE-"RESPECT !
However.....
Most men complain
Not of the sun,wind or rain.
Not of unrequited love
Heartaches or pain
But of WOMEN DRIVERS.
And these are their laments.
To put it simply
They say they just can't drive
Though they think they can.
They indicate left and turn right
Or else they don't indicate at all.
They make random stops
And never can decide
Which lane to take.
They ride the brakes
And speed through amber lights.
They care little for zebra crossings
Because they see no zebras.
They use the high beam
with wild abandon
And blind oncoming drivers.
You often see them sitting pretty
When the light turns green
With lipstick and eyeliner in hand
Deeply absorbed in looking good
And don't get me wrong
They do!
They drive too slowly
Usually in the fast lane
And dare others to overtake them
Or drive so fast
The speed would put Michael Schumacher
To shame.
As for parking ....
OMG
When that's happening
Give them a wide berth
Lest a collision occurs
And you get the blame.
So if your wife's already driving
Always keep money tucked away
For the dents, scratches and crashes
And if she intends learning
Pray - don't stand in her way.
( Literally and Figuratively speaking )
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